Funny Quotes
Latest MMA fighter quotes categorized under Funny.
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Nov 20, 2025
funny
“If you want to gain extra kilos, follow DC program. Just one problem”
– he hates sharing his food. -via social media, joking about Daniel Cormier's diet and size
Nov 19, 2025
funny
“I'm the easiest fight for Islam. Because Kamaru Usman, he's a bada**. He's already damn good at wrestling. I'm different, I get taken down the most. Come fight me, it will be easy for you”
– via Laerte Viana, campaigning for a title shot against Islam Makhachev by positioning himself as the easiest opponent.
Nov 16, 2025
funny
“I told him 'your jiu”
– jitsu is not working. You should come to Dagestan for 2-3 years.' He started laughing and he told Khabib that he will come -via the UFC 322 Post-Fight Press Conference, revealing what he told Craig Jones after his fight with Jack Della Maddalena
Oct 15, 2025
funny
“When we used to train together, he was normal. Well, one time I got angry with him and the next day he was walking around the gym with a gun, he thought I’d attack him. We had a group chat for our gym, there was one guy from Chechnya in it and [Strickland] wrote something like, ‘I thought all Chechen’s are strong?’ And I wrote him back, ‘You’re an American chicken, I’ll beat you up.”
– via Badaev podcast