Funny Quotes by Islam Makhachev

All Funny statements made by Islam Makhachev across interviews, press conferences, and social media.

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Nov 20, 2025 funny
“If you want to gain extra kilos, follow DC program. Just one problem he hates sharing his food.”

– via social media, joking about Daniel Cormier's diet and size
— Islam Makhachev
Nov 16, 2025 funny
“I told him 'your jiu jitsu is not working. You should come to Dagestan for 2—3 years.' He started laughing and he told Khabib that he will come”

– via the UFC 322 Post Fight Press Conference, revealing what he told Craig Jones after his fight with Jack Della Maddalena
— Islam Makhachev