Humor Quotes by Chael Sonnen

All Humor statements made by Chael Sonnen across interviews, press conferences, and social media.

Apr 5, 2026 humor
“I just saw Arman trying to figure out how he was going to choke the alligator. It was like a new school version of when Khabib used to wrestle a bear. It really was... Arman on the back of this alligator trying, like, how am I going to choke this thing out? It was just interesting”

– via his YouTube channel, comparing Arman Tsarukyan’s viral encounter with an alligator to the legendary footage of a young Khabib Nurmagomedov
Dec 20, 2025 humor
“That’s the uppercut i taught Anderson”

– via X reacting to Anderson Silva’s second round knockout of Tyron Woodley.