Humor Quotes by Dana White

All Humor statements made by Dana White across interviews, press conferences, and social media.

Apr 10, 2026 humor
“When you call him to take the fight, he goes into the woods, talks to whoever is there spiritually, and comes back a few days later to say yes or no”

– via a Kick livestream with Adin Ross and Nina Drama, describing the unique "negotiation" process with Jiří Procházka.
Jan 21, 2026 Humor
“He reminds me of the Conor McGregor story. He came in with this great personality, and they were always overlooked. Every time he fought, everybody believed he was going to lose, and Paddy has been that guy more so than Conor McGregor. This is a huge test for him... Every time [Pimblett] fights, he’s the underdog, and people think he’s gonna lose.”

– via TMZ sports explaining the parallels between Paddy Pimblett’s rise and the early career of Conor McGregor ahead of their UFC 324 interim title clash.
Sep 19, 2025 humor
“I don't hate your brother [Jake Paul].your brother's out there doing his thing but it cracks me up that they want to start suing people that are talking sh*t when your brother talks more sh*t than anybody talks.”