“If (the UFC) go to São Paulo and he does a retirement ceremony again where he goes and puts his gloves down, I’m throwing something at my TV”

– via ESPN MMA

“It was such a hot ticket that 1, as the UFC HW and LHW champion, had to buy the tickets... The fight breaks out, and Khabib is completely losing his mind about getting his belt... Finally, Khabib calms down. Dana gives me money back for calming Khabib. He goes, "I don't know if I would have been able to get this situation under control without you.”

– Daniel Cormier about Khabib vs. Conor fight

“Luke [Rockhold] had a girl lined up. He wants nothing more than to leave the gym, so he convinces me... I want someone to tell me to go. And everybody's like, 'no, you got to lose more weight, and I look at Luke and he's like, 'he's fine, let him go: I'm like, 'yo, we should listen to Luke! And so I listen to that moron, and I left. That's what happened, bro. I hope whoever it was was worth it to Luke because then I had to have the most embarrassing moment of my career.”