Humor Quotes by Derrick Lewis

All Humor statements made by Derrick Lewis across interviews, press conferences, and social media.

Dec 6, 2025 humor
“If I'm failing i'll poke him in the eye, kick him in the n*ts, anything to get that win, so he gotta train for all that sh*t.”

– via the 2026 Seasonal Press Conference, jokingly claiming he will resort to illegal tactics like eye pokes and groin kicks if necessary to defeat Waldo Cortes Acosta, suggesting his opponent needs to train for everything.