Humor Quotes by Mike Malott

All Humor statements made by Mike Malott across interviews, press conferences, and social media.

Oct 19, 2025 humor
“The game plans to knee the nuts a bunch; it was working perfectly. No, dude, I swear I was kneeing the body. That guy's hips are up by my n***les, man. It's hard to get a knee that high.”

– jokes kick to the d**k was an accident