“Where is the best part of Miami to find a wife?”

– via X, reacting to the news of Ilia Topuria's ongoing divorce and legal proceedings with Giorgina Uzcategui.

“Is this the trash can that said he can out grapple me?”

– via X sharing video of Paddy Pimblett being forced to tap out during his home gym's annual "King of the Mat" tournament in Liverpool.

“Me and my ugly little baby wish all a happy new year.”

– via X (formerly Twitter) continuing his relentless mental warfare against the new flyweight champion, Joshua Van.

“Luke Riley vs. Kevin Vallejos. Arman vs. back pain”

– via a recent social media Q&A revealing his most anticipated "dream matchups" for the coming year while excluding himself from the list.

“You talking about taking time off from fighting to fix your family issues, but it looks like you have plenty of free time for all these interviews. You're a joke El Panocha.”

– via X on December 22, 2025, firing back at the Ilia Topuria

“Dat boi don’t work hard enough.”

– via X reacted to Jake Paul's performance against Anthony Joshua.

“Still no date or opponent yet... But we keep grinding and training hard before the holidays”

– via instagram

“Show me how to wrestle”

– via instagram in the comments section of an ESPN MMA Instagram post showing Conor McGregor giving boxing advice to Mike Tyson, sarcastically challenging McGregor's wrestling ability.

“[joaquin] buckley was one of the contenders. Usman simply took him apart, and everybody has already forgotten about this guy. But if buckley won, he would've been one hundred percent contender number one”

– via Red Corner MMA, claiming that Kamaru Usman would be his "hardest fight" at welterweight and that the fight makes the most sense from a promotional perspective, given Usman's history

“Merab getting slammed on his head might be my new screensaver”

– mocking his rival Merab Dvalishvili's loss to Petr Yan at UFC 323 by suggesting a clip of him being slammed is screensaver worthy.

“I could talk about how you only fight senior citizens once a year, or how the ufc keeps giving you the easy road to that paper belt. But i'll say just one thing: if you ever find the courage to step into the octagon with me, there's only one outcome the one you fear the most, where everyone finally sees you're a fraud.You can keep running your mouth. Just make sure you're not the one shitting your pants in january.Like I said, the only thing that matters is when the octagon door closes. I'll be the one walking out with my hand raised and you'll be the one getting helped out of the cage.”

– via X, clapping back at Paddy Pimblett by accusing him of taking easy fights and guaranteeing that if they ever meet in the octagon, Pimblett will be exposed as a "fraud".

“I think Merab should get the boys, get into the jacuzzi, think about it. Then we'll see.”

– via the UFC 323 Post Fight Press Conference, playfully suggesting that Merab Dvalishvili should take time to recover and reflect in the jacuzzi with his teammates before considering a title rematch.

“O'Malley grabbing a COVID mask is a throwback to the only stretch of his career when people liked him”

– via X, mocking Sean O'Malley's mask gimmick during their faceoff by suggesting it reminds people of the only time O'Malley was popular.

“You have plenty of people in your jacuzzi; I don't have to be there. I feel like you should have girls in your jacuzzi instead of who you have. If you like to be in the jacuzzi with the boys, it's up to you.All I saw is all you got is boys in yours. Honestly, i haven't even seen you with a girl before at all.Petr Yan, offering a "vicious retort" to Merab Dvalishvili's ongoing jacuzzi joke, leading to the gag backfiring on Dvalishvili.”

“Maybe i should send one of those Khabib gifts to @dc_mma so he can actually enjoy his holiday instead of thinking about me all the time. @durov”

– via X, jokingly suggesting he should send Daniel Cormier one of Khabib Nurmagomedov's digital papakha gifts so Cormier can stop focusing on him during the holidays.

“Before every fight, you say, 'I am going to k.o. them'. You just lie, you keep running in every fight. It's just boring.”

– via the Pound 4 Pound Podcast, criticizing Ian Garry's performance and fight approach at UFC Qatar.

“Paddy win your next fight. Hands up, chin down... and Arman Petuh, this dance is for you”

– via X, offering advice to Paddy Pimblett for his upcoming bout and using the derogatory Russian slang term "Petuh" to address Arman Tsarukyan.

“Paddy win your next fight. Hands up, chin down... and Arman Petuh, this dance is for you”

– via X, offering advice to Paddy Pimblett for his upcoming bout and using the derogatory Russian slang term ""Petuh"" to address Arman Tsarukyan.

“My count is 56 former drug addicts, at my rehabilitation centers in Dagestan, that I treated. Come to Dagestan @TheNotoriousMMA, they'll take care of you here. Mexico didn't help you, as far as I can see”

– via X, responding to Conor McGregor's recent comments by referencing his past struggles and inviting him to his rehabilitation centers in Dagestan.

“Grappling and bobby green are different. My brother, who never trained MMA , if they're in a street fight, my brother will k*ll him easily. Bobby green is not a high level fighter. Send him to dagestan for 2—3 years.via Daniel Cormier TV, dismissing Bobby Green's grappling skill and suggesting Green needs extensive training in Dagestan”