Sarcastic Quotes by Islam Makhachev

All Sarcastic statements made by Islam Makhachev across interviews, press conferences, and social media.

Nov 19, 2025 sarcastic
“Jokes aside, Craig Jones needs to be fired. We have to make Australia great again!”

– mocked Jones after UFC 322 victory
Nov 15, 2025 sarcastic
“No, this guy is never coming back. Khabib broke his mind, you know. This guy is never coming back; he is not going to fight anymore. I told this two years ago, and I still think he is not going to fight And now he has a disqualification from the antidoping commission. That's why I think, mo. Maybe Jon Jones will come back to fight at the White House, but not Conor”

– via Complex News Podcast when asked about Conor McGregor's return.